Furniture-shopping in Tottenham Court Road a week or two back: if we’re not to sit and sleep on the floor of our new place, we needed to need to buy some furniture.
Heals won the prize for the worst shop on the street – quite horrible furniture at ridiculously inflated prices. But as I left, I noticed that they had a huge slogan painted over the exit: “Of course you deserved it!”
I rather think I might borrow the phrase for our play room, to be viewed ruefully by girls as they rub their bottoms on the way out after being punished.
Further up the street, I walked past a fashionable-looking place. They displayed a large poster in the window:
Book a visit from one of our interior designers. They are not going to talk about BoConcept. They want to talk about you to ensure you get the most out of your furniture.
Oh do they, now? OK, here goes. I need to be able to tie a girl to the bed easily, and it should sleep three comfortably. The sofa must have arms at the right height to bend girls over for their spankings. Now, what do you recommend?
Ah, do it! Come on, I dare you!
Yeah, me too! I want a picture of the interior designer’s face, too. It would be priceless. It would be a conversation worth hearing! I would, of course, be laughing like a loon in the corner and would need to be properly spanked as a result!
Christianna — I wonder if that result might be a more powerful persuasion for Abel than the dare itself! 😀 Even more so if you weren’t alone: we could even coax Haron to join in, and give him more than one reason to try out their new designer-sanctioned furniture!
If you need I can help you test the bed once it’s bought (read sacrifice myself). I mean test its comfort for easy tying down not sleeping in 😉