Yesterday, there was a sound spanking occurring in our bedroom (not of me, but I was present, along with a small group of spectators). The hairbrush was making the awesome cracking sounds you expect when a wooden surface connects with a bare bottom. There were some squeaks and yelps coming from the spanked girl.
When we came downstairs afterwards, we found that, while all of this was going on in a room just above the front door, we’d been left a leaflet by the Conservative Party.
How very, very appropriate. And what a shame that a canvasser didn’t actually knock on the door: we could have demonstrated that the conservative values are alive and well in the region.
In a manner of speaking.
Very traditional values indeed.
You and Abel should be commended for your efforts in promoting and enforcing them with such enthusiasm and vigour!
Yes, I think we should put you up for some sort of an award? Maybe a CBE or something, for services to the community.
“This honour is given for their unstinting dedication to the promotion and enforcement of traditional values, with special mention of their unstinting focus on the chastisement of young ladies falling short of standards.”
Hmm, Eliane, not so sure. Do you think it’s fair to leave out the part about how much A & H hope said young ladies will continue to fall short of standards?
How about the campaign slogan “Abel is ready and able for the Education portfolio”, now there’s honesty in politics,
or there again,
as party whip he might have an electorate pleasing way of dealing the current spate of stealing from the schooltuck shop.
Haron: I’m not sure that perving is such a traditional value…