Last night I dreamed that Abel and I were invited to a very intense spanking party. There would be much heavy play involved. I was actually quite apprehensive about this, not at all sure I wanted to go and be spanked and caned that hard.

But my apprehension wasn’t as acute as Abel’s, when he realised that the party was going to happen in the woods, and we would all have to sleep in tents.

And that, my friends, was a complete deal-breaker.