Every time I think we must have enough spanking implements, Abel proves me wrong. Sure, we have lots of them, but there’s always a particular thing we don’t own yet, which must be rectified on the spot as soon as the lack is discovered.
A few days ago we were wandering around with Eliane, Emma-Jane and some vanilla company, and we went into a kitchen shop.*
There was a lot of fun stuff there, and among the legitimate kitchen toys Abel picked up a very small, cute and deadly spoon. Hiding from our vanilla companion behind a stack of merchandise, he thwacked it against his hand, swore and added it to the pile of purchases.
When our group reunited, Eliane picked up the little spoon and eyed it with apparent respect.
“This looks very… useful,” she said discreetly. She turned it over and read the label. “It can withstand up to 240C heat!”
“That’s really useful!” I agreed. “It’s good to know you can… cook… at such a high temperature.”
We shared a smile. Our vanilla company were none the wiser.
This did make me wonder how hot a girl’s bottom can get after an enthusiastic spanking, but I’m guessing, the answer is something like “not hot enough to melt the implements”.
*The implement rule covers kitchen utensils: if we don’t own it, Abel needs it.
It must be such a blessing that Abel’s being a keen cook means that such purchases are not out of the ordinary in vanilla eyes. Sorry, did I say blessing? I meant curse.
That was an evil looking little spoon indeed!
I rather like the idea of melting a wooden spoon. I’d just prefer that my bottom be made so hot with some nice leather first. And surely the best way to melt it would be simply to hold in in contact with said bottom rather than releasing it repeatedly so that it can strike down again?
I wonder is that the same little kitchen stirrer I found a while back in similar circumstances?