Umbrellas, spanked

I’ve been rather enjoying a Russian BDSM site lately, thanks to the wonders of ‘Google Translate’. Combine the quirkiness of the original contributions with the often strange translations, and you end up with a mixture of very hot reading and utterly bizzare items like this, from a series of “Classic quotations”:

Donkey went on the road, when suddenly the rain started. Large drops beat donkey on his back. “It hurts,” – thought the donkey. I hid under an umbrella. Drops banged on the umbrella, and the donkey thought: “Now the painful umbrella. And along with the umbrella he took refuge in the house. I heard the rain falling on the roof. Now it hurts a little house. And then the donkey climbed on the roof and closed the house.

OK, so who here will ever again shelter under an umbrella without feeling sorry for it, as it gets spanked by the rain? (And I’ll be keeping an eye out on wet days for passing donkeys climbing onto roofs, too!).