All of this flying lately’s got me thinking. See, in these days of ever-tightening security for hand luggage, and ever-reducing weight limits for checked bags, it’s not easy for a gentleman to carry approporiate implements with him as he travels the world.
Every problem, however, creates opportunity for those with entrepreneurial spirit. So here’s the solution. Picture an arrivals hall at an airport. There’ll be a coffee shop for those waiting to greet folks flying in; doubtless a bookstore or newsstand; a taxi office; a tourism bureau. And then add in the latest addition, my bright idea: the implement store, offering a range of accessories to meet every disciplinary need.
I can picture it now, flexing their canes, swishing their straps through the air, weighing up the paddles, admiring the local varieties (martinets, camel whips, sjamboks?). I’d select a few, conscious that a queue would be forming behind me – young ladies standing nervously to one side as their guardians perused the stock, newly-wed brides blushing as their husbands stocked up for the honeymoon… And, the secret to commercial success for the new enterprise: one would return the items at the end of one’s stay, having paid a daily rental fee. (Naturally, there’d be a penalty charge payable in the event of one breaking an implement whilst thrashing a girl, but I’d never do that. Oh no).
Needed: investors. Who’s going to chip in the first pound?
I think that’s a fantastic idea!And just a lil bit hot.
Can imagine being sent to choose the implements, worrying that he’d think they weren’t severe enough and being sent back to exchange them!
I think that when a girl is on holiday she should not get spanked at all. I like the idea of such a shop and all those besuited men getting focussed on their impending disciplinary issues – a fabulous image. But then I think of my bum and think “Ow!”
A wonderful idea and it made me smile.
What a strange notion – “when a girl’s on holiday, she shouldn’t get spanked at all”! Where’s the fun in that? 😀
If anything, a caring guardian, holidaying at the same time, should at the very least redouble his disciplinary efforts.
I was readingthis and thinking ‘wait, wait, if he buys it, he’ll just have the same problem on the way home.’ And the I realised you were talking about renting implements. A sick kind of genius, you have, Abel
My first thought upon reading this was “lucky for me I am afraid of flying and have yet to get on an airplane thus would not be subject to the “benefits” of such a store.” Then again, not flying would only mean getting to the destination in some other way and that means there might be opportunity to take implements along on the trip…
I wonder…could one be “persuaded” to overcome a fear of flying by a spanking?
That said, what a brilliant idea you have come up with Abel!