A spanking beer bottle

Readers who’ve been reading our musings us for some time here at the Spanking Writers might remember the hotel chain which – rather foolishly IMHO – invited visitors to their website to design their own, personalised versions of the commonplace “Do Not Disturb” sign. We had some fun corrupting their idea, although sadly we didn’t win the competition.

Whilst visiting the lovely Emma Jane in Ireland a couple of weeks back, I noticed on an advertising billboard that Heineken have now launched a site that offers similar potential for mischief, by allowing you to design your own beer bottles online.

My little effort can be seen here. I went for a simple warning message on the front – “Drunk Girls Get Spanked” – and a helpful note about the consequences of excessive drinking on the reverse.

The difference between the hoteliers and the brewer is that one can actually order bottles of the beer with one’s own personalised labels. I wonder if they check the phrasing before approving the order?

I’m pondering a series of bottles, to be brought out in sequence over the course of an evening – the first encouraging girls to have a nice evening, the second telling them to be careful how much they drank, the third telling them they’d had enough. The fourth would give them a final warning; the fifth would inform them that they’d be receiving an OTK spanking later; the sixth would confirm that they’d be caned and then grounded for a week.

You can even add photos – pictures of implements, maybe, or of well-spanked bottoms (leaving the drinker in no doubt as to her fate).

This really does have all sorts of potential. Why not create your own designs, and submit them in the comments using the “Share Link” button that Heineken so helpfully provide once you’ve created your messages? We’d love to see your creative efforts.