A client’s site on which I was working recently had an ever-so-posh ‘concierge desk’ in their reception area. Now I’m used to hotel concierges, but seeing one in an office? That was new to me.
I scanned the list of services they offered:
Flowers
Tickets
Travel bookings
Dry cleaning
Shipping
Spanking.
*Spanking*? OK, maybe I made that one up. But I rather like the thought of sending a young lady in one’s team who had misbehaved or underperformed to the concierge, with a note – ‘five minutes over the knee, please’, ‘sound strapping’, ‘six of the best with the cane’.
Every concierges desk, in all the world’s hotels, should have this last item called ‘spankings. I am sure you and I Abel, would love to apply for this pleasureable job.