A news report in The Times on Monday, entitled “Better than taking a pill”, explained:
More than half of migraine sufferers who had sex during an attack experienced an improvement in symptoms, and one in five were left with no pain at all, according to a study of 400 patients in Germany.
I’m sorry, but I can’t help corrupting this image. Girls prone to migraines, volunteering to take part in the study, finding themselves taken to a remote and austere sanatorium and kept there against their will. At the first signs of any symptoms, the doctors would issue instructions: “Take her away and fuck her. And then bring her back here so that I can inspect her.”
Apparently, the findings of a similar research group in the other wing of the building are yet to report, but it’s believed that a very high percentage of sufferers were also cured by a sound whipping – albeit their pain would persist in other ways…
Hey, I live in Germany and missed this. This is bad news for all girls who fake migraine to get out of getting fucked. (“Not tonight, I have a headache” is a well-known cliché here.)
In Abel’s mind, the group in the other wing of the building is probably just the usual control group who receive conventional treatment … standard scientific procedure. 😉
So, are you going to volunteer for the next stages of the research?!! And as for what should happen to girls who fake *anything*…
It doesn’t work.
Fact.
Ooh I volunteer to take part in said control group 😉
No migraines here, fortunately, so no point in joining either group. If there was, I’d be more interested in the experimental than in the control group.
Oh, I so want to find it hot, but the only suffering I can imagine worse than a migraine is being made to endure something else in a bright room during a migraine. I’ll admit that I speculated about play possibilities after I told a partner I was thinking of treating mine with LSD, which other research says may have a positive effect. I’m sure that I would happily endure whatever a guardian/ teacher/ boyfriend would mete out for that infraction of the law, if it worked!
Take my earnest word for it: one of the best cures for migraine is masturbation, (to climax), in a warm bed in a dark room, followed by sleep. Apparently orgasm opens out the blood vessels, or something. No kidding, this is really true.
If afterwards (on waking) you then fail a knicker inspection – well….