I’m an avid contributor to Tripadvisor, the travel review site: at the last count, I’d apparently contributed feedback on establishments in 59 countries.
Now, I’m not going to contribute a review about the hotel that hosted Shadow Lane. Linking my vanilla identity to the venue of a big kinky event just feels a shade too close for comfort! In any case, I might be struck off if I posted the following:
Loved this place: the suites were absolutely perfect. The range of furniture was incredibly well thought-out: the large table worked perfectly as the headmaster’s desk; the arms of the sofa were at just the right height for a girl to bend across, and the bar stools added interesting variety. The bed was nice and large, and a four-poster always has great potential – I wished I’d brought rope with me. And next time I’d want to take advantage of a walk-in shower that could accommodate so many girls at once.
I particularly enjoyed the poor soundproofing between rooms: at one point I could hear beatings from neighbours on both sides of the bedroom simultaneously, and being woken at 4am by the sound of a girl being thrashed next door was a delight.
Praise, too, for the staff, who happily cleaned around the large arsenal of corporal punishment implements without complaint. And the chairs in the café and bagel shop were suitably hard.
Of course, I can’t help wondering about the review that might be forthcoming from any vanilla guests last weekend: “the hotel appeared to be host to a number of school parties, and I did worry for the girls as it sounded as though their teachers were incredibly strict”. Perhaps I should actually check Tripadvisor and see what people did write…!
What a review! Excellent post, Abel!
Dear Travelocity,
During my recent visit to this hotel I got off on the wrong floor. The halls rang with the sounds of spanking, and tearful promises to “be good.”
As I passed one room the maid was in making the room, and with her cart leaving the door wide open I could see one young lady over the knee of her teacher, getting a bare bottom hand spanking, while another young woman in a school uniform was doing her bare bottom corner time.
The maid seemed quite amused by it all, and no one objected when i stopped in the doorway to watch the action. Actually, the young lady being spanked objected, but her protests were greeted with an extra flurry of spanks. I got to watch her slow lengthy hand spanking, with lots of scolding and very sincere promises to behave.
I was delighted to discover that at least one school district has discovered a sure fire method of keeping young miscreants inline, and that the housekeeping staff of this fine hotel did nothing to interfere with their sacred work.
Hats off to the staff, for their fine work in hosting such an interesting group of guests!
I like your positive take on the poor soundproofing. It reminds me of hearing the immortal words “take me, tiger!” through a hotel room wall followed by noisy lovemaking and the poor hero being greeted “good morning, tiger” by two strange giggling girls the next morning … admittedly a lapse of good behaviour, but it seemed funny at the time.
Svetlana – I just pray he wasn’t actually wearing a tiger outfit at the time! So funny!