Whilst cooking the other day, I finished off a roll of kitchen foil:
You know how my mind works, right? I wondered whether the (surprisingly heavy) inner tube could serve as spanking implement. My usual test – a couple of whacks across the palm of my left hand – confirmed that it would be exceptionally effective.
I threw it away, as it happens. I couldn’t conceive of keeping a straight face whilst inviting a girl to be ‘foiled’. But if any UK readers out there need a remarkably inexpensive spanking toy, might I suggest your local supermarket?