Professor Snape Picks Up the Birch Rod

An amazing number of people ends up on our blog searching for the terms “Snape” and “spanking” – and it’s amazing to me because, for all my love of Professor Snape, I don’t write fan fiction, and Abel has never even read “Harry Potter” (yes, you can hold it against him – I do). In order to save the good surfers from disappointment, here’s a quote from the best Snape/Hermione spanking story of all time, “A Private Lesson” by Mikki Rosie.

Hermione remained silent as he lifted the hem of the short skirt and laid it back to rest far above her hips, exposing the sensible panties underneath. Her face flushed hot as he pressed a hand to the small of her back. She involuntarily arched in response to the touch, effectively lifting her bottom. She supposed he was positioning her exactly as he pleased. Professor Snape did everything else in such a meticulous manner. Why not this?

The cool hand disappeared, and Hermione chanced a quick peek over her shoulder. Snape had stepped back from her, and was rolling up his sleeve. He glanced up at her. “Eyes ahead,” he said off-handedly, resolutely continuing with his preparations. He shook out the birch again, and the soft tick-tick-ticking of the rods against one another was as clear and piercing to her as the whistle for the Hogwarts Express.

Hermione closed her mouth and held tighter to the edge. She closed her eyes in shame. His voice lowered, and the near-whisper burned her ears. “Twelve. Count them out. And for your sake, Miss Granger, I strongly suggest that you endeavor not to miss your count, nor to move from the position in which I have placed you.”

(Mija sent me the link to this story once upon a time. And guess what, it’s her birthday today. Happy Birthday, Mija! We love you.)

4 thoughts on “Professor Snape Picks Up the Birch Rod

  • 28 July, 2006 at 1:14 pm
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    Ooooh thank you… I’ve been looking for a story like this forever!

    This reminds me that somewhere on the net is a story with Sirius spanking Hermione over a motorcycle… I think I’ll find it and link it. :)

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  • 28 July, 2006 at 3:25 pm
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    It’s such a wonderful story, isn’t it? Though someone very into fanfic pointed out to me that the pretext for the spanking was a bit out of character for H. But I bought it anyway and it felt very much of Rowling’s world.

    Thank you and Abel for the happy birthday wishes and the thoughtful gift too! I’m really beyond fortunate in my friends. :)

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  • 29 July, 2006 at 6:59 am
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    well! best Snape/Hermione story ever? thank you! i had no idea my story was circulating amongst the likes of Mija and you guys!! WOW!

    *smiles* i have a couple more… have you read those as well?

    and yes, it is a bit ooc for canon hermione, being the perfect litle thing she is, but looking forward, seventh year, big pressures, and big things to do, i don’t think it’s all THAt unfeasible.. espescially when you consider her delvings into the restricted section, and such, our little hermione is growng to be quite the devious mind. and it WAS ina fit of desperation, mind you…

    besides. it’s smut. *grins* we can take liberties with spanking stories!

    much love,

    mikki

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  • 31 July, 2006 at 7:04 pm
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    gosh, u made a german girl happy 😉 A looong time ago I found this story and I LOVED it. Then I lost the website (yeah, thats me….) and I couldn ´t find it anymore. I was nearly desperate…ok, far beyond desperate…
    So, end of story: THANK you very much!!!

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