The dawn of the blog era is great for spankos: not just for kink-specific blogs, but also for the glimpses of real-life discipline.
Take “OoFadedMemoriesoO”, for example. Her Xanga blog for Sunday, 30 October 2005 reflected on the week gone by…
Wellllll.
So I got paddled.. wasn’t as bad as I thought it’d be, I got a nice welt. lol..
Or there’s “amberhoyt”, looking back on her school days:
I was waiting for the bus after school and realized I left my coat in my classroom. When I got into the classroom I remember the suckers my teacher had stashed in her bottom drawer, so I stuffed my coat pockets with them. Of course MY teacher was on duty that afternoon and found the suckers hanging out of my coat. I denied they were hers when asked about them, and I got a speech about taking advantage of her….I got a paddling that afternoon from my principal, my mom (who had to come pick me up from school because I was too busy stealing to realize I missed my bus) and from my dad.
Near-escapes are documented too. Sheanna’s writing style may in itself be grounds for punishment, but the following entry amused me nonetheless:
Hey yall it is me sry I have not updated and I have not been on I have been very very very busy lol well I got in trouble the other day and had 2 go 2 the office I almost got a paddling b/c I kept laughing I thought it was funny. I had 2 do a 10 page essay
I thnk Shna shld hv bn spnkd.
SophieHP also had a narrow escape (although what on earth is a ‘tar tie’ – some form of demerit?):
Speaking of Art I have three tar ties in that class and our Dean of Students told me that I could either take a paddling or go to I.S.S…. FUN LAND, here I come! So I get to miss a whole day of school, drink cokes, listen to music, and finish all of my assignments in a quiet atmosphere. That’s what I call heaven.
I just hope for her sake that the Dean wasn’t reading…
Just a guess here that tar ties = “tardies” or number of times SophieHP was late to class?
LOL so she deserves a few extra licks for poor spelling, then?
C Yall, I new I ws a good girl, I cn rite proper n I’ve nvr had 2 b spnkd 4 tar ties, my ties r alwys nice n clean!
(wow, how hard is it to write like this?!!!! )
Wot u mn Srh? Hv u alwys bn spnkd 4 othr thngs instd’v 4 tar ties?
(My dear old English teacher would be spinning in her grave).
Sarah, wow, your netspeak is teh rox0rz!
safeword! safeword!
See, they’re just mixing Semitic word structure (using only consonants) with English. Quite impressive when you think about it. ;P
Molly – shouldn’t that be ‘sfwd’?
LOL Natty, grls cn b cnd 4 bng 2 clvr & shwng off, u kn.
Actually, it’s not Semitic. It’s from the former Yugoslavia. See, for example, my favourite-ever article from The Onion, “Clinton Ships Vowels to Bosnia”: I can find it on their own site any longer, but there’s a copy at:
http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/language/vowels.html
Abl – I’m a lcky grl, spnkd 4 evrythnk Xpt tar ties!
…According to Frankel, once the Bosnians have vowels, they will be able to construct such valuable sentences as: “The potatoes are ready”
Cd jst b “d spds r rdy”
(On that note, I give up with angloyugosemitic talk, it’s too hard, my brain LIKES vowels, I need a lie down now!)
Aaaaaaaargh, I am surrounded by intellectuals…
[Flees rapidly for safety…]
LOL Abel, seeing you attempt teenspeak is a bit like watching one’s father dance. Except, my dad is a good dancer, while your teenspeak is… yeah.
[also heads for safety 😛 ]
Hrn u r sooooooooooooooooooo gng 2 gt spnkd whn i nxt cm dwnstrs