Sara Cox, the Radio 1 DJ, gives over the final portion of her show to messages from teenage listeners. I was already day-dreaming about spankings this Sunday afternoon when a caller gloated that she’d just told her boss “where to stick his paper round”.
I wondered whether this was the same bedraggled lass about whose punishment I’d written earlier in the year. Or perhaps it was a new girl; a stern lecture from her father on Sunday evening would have been followed on Monday morning with a trip back to the newsagent, a fulsome apology prelude to a sound caning in the stockroom.