Spanking the Mouse

I don’t know how they could print the following with a straigh face (and in fact, maybe they were giggling as they set the type), but The Times on Saturday told us that…

The Walt Disney Company said that it took ‘appropriate action’ against employees at Disneyland Park Paris who were filmed simulating sex while dressed as Disney characters.

‘Now, young lady, your behavious was completely unacceptable for an employee of this park. Lift your tail and bend over.’

The best part? The title of the article was ‘Disney Discipline’ . I want to know how long it will take us to start getting hits from searches for Disney and spanking. It must be somebody’s kink, right?