The Times reports a tabloid discovery, that one of the country’s most senior judges “has been arrested over allegations that he indecently exposed himself to a female passenger on a train.”

A spokesman for the Judicial Communications Office commented that, “The judge will not be sitting while this matter is investigated…”

Birchings every morning until they extract the truth, perhaps?

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