According to The Times’, Tuesday night’s Champions League nail-biter left Liverpool ‘beaten but unbowed’, with fans suffering ‘exquisite agony’.
Each phrase rang kinky bells. Girls thrashed, sorry, apologetic, but composing themselves: recovering their dignity, retaining their pride….
And I do hear rumours that some young ladies even (shock horror) derive pleasure from the experience of being spanked.
“Soccer spectating as a form masochism. Discuss.”
Meanwhile, the Army has issued “the pocket guide to instructional behaviour” to NCOs. It ‘lists the maximum penalties that instructors can mete out to recruits who fail to achieve their exacting demands’.
The ‘punishments allowed’ include:
- 200 metre run
- 15 sit-ups
- 25 press-ups
- 12 strokes of the cane
(OK, I’ll be honest. Guess which one of these I added to the list?).
Abel: Just how much have you been drinking????
I guess you added the 15 sit-ups.
I think it was the press ups myself. They sound like hard work.
NB: Shouldn’t we be saying ‘football’. It’s only ‘soccer’ in America. Almost as interesting as the use of ‘knickers’ over here and ‘panties’ over the pond…
What a greedy top!
Abel: Perhaps it was I that was drinking too much last night. Having read this again this morning I think I can follow your mind a little better. One could pick up a number of threads but the connection between soccer and masochism is worthy of comment. If you are British this could be understandable, but in Australia our boys are up and coming stars and masochism doesn’t feature, as you will realize when the next World Cup comes around. By the way, just what are the British good at???? (PS In anticipation of your response…. one day cricket series……one day wonder! PSS Perhaps you chaps might consider ‘Wielding Implements’ as a sport?)
The English are definitely the kinkiest country. OOooh… there’s another additive to our Kink/Spank TV… Kinky Olympics.
Yes – you definitely have an advantage over the rest of us there! lol
And another thing – that rumour about girls deriving pleasure from being spanked – do you have any hard evidence? Statistics? Anything at all other than your personal anecdotal experience? Me thinks it will remain nothing more than hearsay. (Although, naturally enough, I agree with your contention.)
Wait, I forgot about the Japanese… they’re pretty kinky as well. They’ll take the creative bondage event hands down, and their unique style will certainly give the English a run for their money in the Uniform Fetish event. Yes folks, this year’s Kinky Olympics is promising to be an exciting spectacle…
Oh, where to start in catching up with comments after lots of time away this week?
Rob, suggesting I was drunk? That’s be 15 sit-ups, I think.
Megs, accusing the British of being the kinkiest nation? (Actually, yep, you’re right there – although my experiences in Japan a couple of years ago tend to support your argument that they’re valiant rivals for the prize).
Puella, guessing correctly? Or not, as the case may be
Rapunzel, demonstrating that nomenclature difficulties mean that it may be easier if girls simply arent allowed underwear at all?
Nice that everyone’s been busy here with so many nice comments while I’ve been away, and good to be back
Well, that’s getting off lightly! It’s a deal. LOL