Apologies to the client with whom I was working the other day, for any embarrassment I may inadvertently have caused. My lack of knowledge of Microsoft Word means that when I clicked on “File”, ready to “Save” the document we’d been working on together, the menu displayed my four most recent files.

I don’t think she blushed because of “C:\…\Actions”.

“C:\…\The Girl from the Choir” doubtless hinted at my deep-seated interest in Gregorian chant.

She’d have to be one of us to have understood the reference in “C:\…\Rev Jenkins – Lowewood Post 3″.

But I doubt “C:\..\Whippings in the eighteenth century” left much to the imagination.

And why, oh why, had I chosen to plug my laptop into the lovely projector in their Board Room whilst we were editing the document, thus making sure it was displayed on the big screen in the largest letters imaginable?

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