I think I’ve found the coolest place in the world to administer a spanking. Our friend Martha and I went for a day out to Alton Towers recently (American readers: think Disneyland with the fast rides, but without the folks in the irritating costumes).
Linking the various sectors of the site is a cable car. And at 11 in the morning, the gondolas are relatively quiet. Like, we had a 10-person car to ourselves.
Of course, I gave in to temptation, and the young lady was duly spanked several hundred feet above the ground, the gondola gently swaying from side to side with each swing of my arm. And yes, there were gondolas going the other way at the time: I hope they appreciated our attempt to make their journey more scenic.
I’m sorry, but that would not be at all nice for me. I’m scared of heights, and that swinging of the gondola would bring on the queasies in my tummy!
However, being spanked by Mickey Mouse would be lovely. Oh, you did say no one in costume, though (VBG)
Is this where I show my age and reveal that I remember going to Alton Towers as a child when all there was was gardens… and the cable cars?
The last time I went on the cable cars there I had to sit with a coat over my head – I too am scared of heights. This would not be conducive to spanking.
Okay guys – a challenge. Let’s see if you can time a trip on the London Eye so you get a bubble to yourselves and administer a spanking there!
(Can you tell I was thinking exactly that thought the last time I pulled into Waterloo?)
Ahem, irritating costumes?
I’m sorry, maybe I’m just an annoying American, but I would think that we people of kink would be the first to appreciate a place devoted entirely to fantasy and costumes.
As for the gondola… a spanking with a view sounds positively divine.
Nic – I’ve already been spanked on the London Eye 😛
This was pre-blog, though, so we’ve never had a chance to report it!
Spanked on the London Eye… In a glass capsual? Now that is seriously impressive.
Haron you are a bit of a legend 😉 And rather shocking!
Oh, now, Haron, there’s no rule against recapping a past event, is there? Although, having only been in London in the summer recently, when the queues were far too long for me, I’m much more puzzled that you found relative privacy at the London Eye than I am about the rest of your story!
In normal circumstances, the swinging of the gondola would have scared me, too, but I suspect Martha’s thoughts were otherwise occupied.
Sorry, Elizabeth, but I have to register as an American who prefers her amusement parks without irritating characters (and definitely without the cheesy genre of rides typified by “It’s a Small World”..
LOL Elizabeth, furry costumes don’t do it for me. I know I’m kinky, but…
BTW a spanking is a perfect way to conquer a girl’s fear of heights in a gondola. After all, bent over a lap all she really gets to see is the floor, rather than the big drop below!
Brings a new and interesting dimention the the phrase, ‘Don’t look down!’
“Don’t look down” is the phrase more commonly associated with Oblivion at Alton Towers, not the Skyride! I have to say that it was a much more exhilarating ride than normal this time 😉 I’m also glad we didn’t go this week, since they had a fire at the weekend which put the Skyride out of action completely. I swear it was nothing to do with me…
Oh yeah, and I did get my revenge on Abel shortly after that spanking – I took him on Nemesis! Let’s just say he met his 😉
Nemesis is just horrible. Quite, quite horrible. I can think of a far worse six of the best than the ones that typically befall girls here:
“By sentence of this court, you will be taken from here to the Towers of Alton, strapped into the punishment device known as Nemesis, and forced to endure it for six rides.”