Authorities at Newcastle Airport are relieved to report that a medical emergency was narrowly averted on a recent flight, when a passenger by the name of Abel nearly choked on his coffee. Interviewed later, he explained that he’d been entranced by the young lady opposite, learning her lines for a forthcoming play.
The near-accident occurred when he overheard her explaining to her neighbour that the play was “fine, but contains too much lap dancing.”
Fortunately, crisis was averted when he realised that she’d actually said ‘tap’ dancing.
He later explained that she had caught his eye on boarding. “I noticed that she was wearing one of these trendy body-hugging short dresses, so often worn by cuties over jeans. Only she seemed to have forgotten the jeans.”
He went on to confess that he had been wondering whether she was learning lines for a forthcoming spanking movie. He had also been speculating as to her likely reception once her father, doubtless meeting her at the airport and likely to be outraged at her indecent costume, got her home.
At least tell us that she was wearing decently modest white cotton knickers, and not a colourful thong!
Oh Abel, you do remember what I said about insuring yourself for those hearing aids…?
Hermione – I didn’t actually lift what there was of the dress to inspect!
Kate – I think what you meant to say was, “The engine noise must have been soooo loud!”
*Smirk* Whatever you say, Abel!