The Implement Mystery

When Abel and I are apart, we email – as much as my currently dying laptop and his travels allow. This morning, I got a following report about his day:

Went to the top two fetish shops which had some superb stuff in them – prepare to go owwww when you get home.

Even now, I can feel my bottom clench in anticipation. I catch myself guessing. He’s in America, so it won’t be a cane. (They’re a bother to fly transatlantic, anyway.) There’s a carousel of straps, paddles, crops, quirts, floggers and all things whippy and stingy dancing before my eyes.

He said “owwww” like that, with four “w”s, I wonder if that’s significant – that the implement in question is less fierce than one that would merit five “w”s, but more severe than one that just makes you go “oww”?

…One week of separation down, three still to go.

11 thoughts on “The Implement Mystery

  • 3 June, 2008 at 9:16 am
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    You poor things, four weeks is quite a while. :( Still Haron, you’ve got lots (well, four w’s) to look foward to!

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  • 3 June, 2008 at 12:17 pm
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    Oh Haron,
    You lucky thing! My spouse was just in San Francisco this past weekend, but as much he would loved to have shopping for toys, he was squiring maiden aunt around, celebrating her 90th birthday. I doubt he is up to coming out to any of our family but you never know, he might have been surprised if he had taken her with him. So no ‘ow’ of any kind for me. And I think the number of w’s must be significant. abel never seems to miss an opportunity for a good threat!

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  • 3 June, 2008 at 1:14 pm
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    4 weeks!! Oh noes! Most of my relationships have been long distance, and some would argue pros and cons to both lack of distance and…multitude (meaning oceans) of distance…when it comes to long-term love.

    Absence makes the heart grow fonder…! :) But then as a result, any play takes a step even further than usual into realms of imagination. Creativity abounds! 😀

    Four w’s is just the beginning! (Right? I mean…Please?) Oceanic depths of newfound ways to touch each others’ hearts…and other…parts. Ugh. I wish that didn’t rhyme. Ah well… the point is made. :) Good luck to you both during the next 3 weeks!

    —(New Reader/First Post Disclaimer: I just started reading, have never actually met either of you, and yet already feel like I know you both somehow. Funny how that works. 😀 Thank you for all the wonderful writing!)—

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  • 3 June, 2008 at 2:34 pm
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    “It”

    “The implement”

    Singular?

    ROFL

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  • 3 June, 2008 at 2:34 pm
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    A big welcome to Rayne: thanks for commenting, and it’s great to see you here :-)

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  • 3 June, 2008 at 3:40 pm
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    LOL am feeling all smug, because I know what it is. Or, at least I know what one of them is.

    Hmmm…

    There’s more?

    Maybe not quite so smug…

    xxx

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  • 3 June, 2008 at 6:12 pm
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    Is it one “w” for each week you’re apart, perhaps?

    (PS Has anyone else discovered that being spanked through rubber hurts way more than without? No? Just me?)

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  • 3 June, 2008 at 8:28 pm
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    Hmm, never worn rubber other than wellies, so I don’t know. But I do know that it’s ouchier to be spanked over tights than bare skin, so maybe rubber does the same sort of thing that nylon does.

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  • 3 June, 2008 at 9:05 pm
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    *Making a mental note never to wear rubber or tights when enthusiastic top is within whacking distance*

    This is not at all fair, either. I have to admit to being nosy, and not knowing something makes me go all… (bleep) … Oh well. I expect a full report on said implements once you’ve found out what they are Haron! 😉

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  • 3 June, 2008 at 10:28 pm
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    Maybe this calls for a real-time post. Use an implement, make Haron write about it, use another…

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