The comedian Sanjeev Bhaskar had this to say in this week’s Observer:

I have an OBE, so I can order Meera [Syal, his wife, also a comedian] about, because she’s only got an MBE. She’s a peasant. In fact I believe I’m entitled to beat her with a stick.

Note to self: earn an OBE or a damehood before Abel does.

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