While Abel was enjoying his Cypriot holiday, he kept me entertained with naughty emails and postcards. Here’s one of these, which has alighted from the plane this morning:

Sand-dusted bare bottoms

On the back he wrote:

Apparently, moments after this was taken, the girls were arrested for indecency, taken to the police station, showered then birched!

Yes, I’m sure that’s exactly what happened, my love.