While Abel was enjoying his Cypriot holiday, he kept me entertained with naughty emails and postcards. Here’s one of these, which has alighted from the plane this morning:
On the back he wrote:
Apparently, moments after this was taken, the girls were arrested for indecency, taken to the police station, showered then birched!
Yes, I’m sure that’s exactly what happened, my love.
Ah bless, he’s got to have his little flights of fancy though, hasn’t he? Goodness knows what would happen if they all stayed trapped in his head…
Eliane! It’s ‘be nice to Abel day’ *everywhere*, you know. Including here.
Well done, Abel. I think you’re very, um, amusing. Yes. Amusing.
Smudge – that *was* me being nice!!