I’m visiting my family in Ukraine right now, and the first thing I saw on TV was a bona fide startle.
In a comedy show a wife is complaining that whatever she tries with her husband, he just isn’t interested.
I was playing a schoolgirl, and he a teacher. I said. “Sir, I haven’t done my homework! Please punish me!” And he says: “I didn’t set any homework, and anyway, the school is shut for a flu epidemic, until November.”
Isn’t it the schoolgirl who’s supposed to come up with excuses to avoid a spanking?
This’ll sound more bitter than it should… I’ve been in that relationship… *grumbles*. Of course, the present is all shiny, because I’m not anymore 😀
Hehe, I like it this way around actually. You could have a bet to see how long it would take before the poor guy gets so annoyed he’ll give you a spanking just to shut you up. Now that would be fun!
“And anyway: what’s this ‘punishment form’ you’ve just given me. We don’t *have* punishment forms at this school. And I have an allergy to rattan. And the Bible says it’s wrong to punish girls in Leap Year. And…”
Do they have an X-rated late-night version of the programme, my darling?
Hey, those are pretty good excuses, Abel. Have you been switching lately?