Abel bought some handmade shoes online, and, being posh, they came with some free goodies inside the package.
Such as a shoebag – always useful, right?
And, ahem, a shoe horn. And a shoe tree stuffed inside each, looking like a mini-paddle on a spring handle. Also, ahem, very useful.
Abel commanded that I put my hands against the wall, and proceeded to smack me vigorously with the shoe tree.
“Effective?” he asked, not relying on my squeals alone.
Ouch, ouch, yes, I would say so.
“Oh, good. Put this in the toy drawer.”
Rubbing my bottom, I obeyed.
As for the very useful shoe bag, he tossed it in the trash. If you can smack a girl with it, he’s not interested.
Lol, handmade shoes? Very posh indeed.
I’m not sure whether to be glad about the shoe tree for you or not. It sounds rather evil. Then again, you might like your toys evil. Someone has to be the odd one out…
It’s not that evil. I only like evil toys in fantasy; in reality I’d rather have something that I can be spanked with for a long time
I just bought some new shoes and they came with plastic shoe trees inside. But they were like full plastic feet, not at all useful for spanking. The long shoehorn will be very useful, though.
I agree with Irelynn – VERY posh! I hope Abel ordered a pair for you too.
Hugs,
Hermione
Now I’m going to sound all stupid, but aren’t all men’s shoes handmade, unless you buy cheap crappy ones from Topman or something? I’ve never seen man’s shoes that don’t say “Handmade in Italy” or something on them, unless they’re my brother’s trainers…
(*Sigh* I have a horrible feeling I’m just inviting Abel to call me posh again. But I’m not, I’m just a bit dumb! I don’t know about men’s shoes, okay?!)
*rolls eyes* Posh child. :-p
I’m not posh, I’m just not very knowledgeable! You could help me, and explain about shoes, instead of just mocking my ignorance, you know… Some people.
(Oooh! Ooooh! Is this a really good opportunity for me to set Irelynn on people? Is it? YAY! Irelynn, darling, I hereby set you on Haron for calling me posh… and rolling her eyes… and poking out her tongue! *Do* something, darling, before I have to run to Abel in tears!)
In Canada most shoes — men’s and women’s — are made in China.
ehm, we could settle on: “shoes are made” ….
Anne
I hope he was holding the spring loaded end well away from your bum!! Or it could make it even more evil. Ouch.