There must be *vanilla* perverts, right? Folks who spend their lives thinking about doing rude, indecent things – but which don’t involve spanking? So what little fantasies do *they* dream up when they’re out for dinner?
I ask because I’m writing this sitting outside a Parisian restaurant, sipping cold cider and waiting for my meal to arrive. And to pass the time, I’ve been pondering the thrashings that the rather adorable waitresses are doubtless going to receive later this evening.
They’re all student types – very sweet, very polite, very delightfully French. There’s Justine, my waitress; I’m sure from the stern way that the maitre d’ just spoke to her that she’ll end her shift bent over the desk in the manager’s office, being strapped.
Her elfin friend Caroline, the trainee, serving the drinks? She’s absent-minded this evening, knowing that by the time she gets home her guardian will have read the letter that she’d brought home from school. Suspended for a week? She’d be sent straight to her room; he’d follow; his belt would be folded double to teach her a lesson.
And the lass on the front desk, greeting new arrivals? I reckon she and the domme-like manageress have a thing going on, enjoying the kinkiest OTK spankings at the end of every evening.
But back to the vanilla pervs. I’m sure their minds must wander too, presumably imagining the young women’s imagined sexual antics. So, who’s worse: me daydreaming about whippings, or them mentally undressing the girls for a sound shagging?
I think the diference between vanilla perverts’ daydreams and yours, is that yours are probably much more imaginative and complex. Which is a good thing, obviously!
Fess up, Abel, which waitress re-appeared in your fantasies, allowing you to take her behind as you admired her freshly-striped bottom? Or did you get distracted with thoughts of watching the front desk girl and her domme?
Of course, if you really stopped before that point, you’re definitely more virtuous than those vanilla perves out there 😉
Yeah but also vanilla perverts are the ones who grab your ass or shout stuff, or occasionally put their penis in the waist band of your skirt in a club in Italy (I’ve told you that story, right?) So actually our kind are much better behaved, at least you keep your fantasies (and hands) to yourself!
oops, should have been from behind
Mentally undressing young women is just healthy male sexuality, whereas spanking is against nature! Thought that was obvious!
More seriously, the Internet has taught me over the years that no matter what you think of, someone finds it kinky. So beyond the clearly improper variants of human sexuality (paedophilia etc) I am pretty laid back these days.
Hm, the “sarcasm” tags got lost on that first paragraph.
@Indy – being honest, the thought of doing anything other than spanking them never occurred to me!!
@iwasrobert – interesting comment (and I did sense the sarcasm!); I’ll be exploring the definition of what’s proper and what’s not (IMHO) in the next-but-one SpankingCast,
I’m wondering about the doubling of the belt. In my experience, this just makes it loud. Do people find that it’s better doubled or not?