I often fantasise about judicial whippings, but I had no idea judges wished for their return as well.
Turn out, at least one judge does:
“It was when the judge noted Steves had burglarized his own parents’ home that the issue of corporal punishment came up.
“If I could impose it, you should get a spanking,” Aloi told the 18-year-old.
I wonder if the judge thought he would be the one to administer it, or whether the teen would be handed over to his parents, who would deliver the punishment right there in the courtroom?
A real spanking sentence:
“Young lady, YOU are going to get a spanking!”