I check in early last Sunday evening at a chain hotel in the middle of nowhere.
The ever-so-cute receptionist’s full of smiles as she checks me in. I tease her gently – as one does – about the large, half-eaten box of biscuits on her desk.
“Ah. Well, I need them. After last night…”
“You were having fun…?”
She blushes: “I… erm… rather made an exhibition of myself. I’m never very good with a few drinks…”
“Hence the biscuits.”
“Yes. I really should learn. But I’m not very good at learning lessons.”
Seriously. Now, did I answer:
a) “Plenty of water too, I hope.”
or
b) “Learning lessons, young lady? Perhaps you need a little help. What time does your shift finish?”
Sadly, of course, I necessarily went for (a). But in a parallel universe, she’d have been a very sore – but doubtless grateful – young lady later, after a little help in the duty manager’s office.
If only you had said b) she may have agreed.. and now you will never know. Nice blog. Your ramblings have made me think i need to write some spanking based meditative hypnotic audio to go with our collection found at http://www.hypnotic4play.com Any suggestions warmly welcome! Ouch!
I think you lost an opportunity…to be a very helpful gentleman 😉
For future reference:
*Sigh*
“I guess you just need the right headmaster.”