Don’t you just love receiving packages like this…
…when you know their contents contain things like this:
Perhaps the heaviest tawse I’ve bought: one of those very rare moments when trying an implement out on my own hand actually left it *really* sore. (I’m not expecting much sympathy, by the way).
It doesn’t look *that* fragile to me.
Holly hell! That looks MEAN! How long is it? Looks thick too!
LOL it is probably the most severe tawse I’ve bought… Not at home so can’t weigh / measure it, though…
Not sure why the packing tape says ‘fragile.’ Tawses aren’t fragile! The poor people beaten by them might be though!
Dang – I’ve been on Facebook too long – I read something and want to hit a “Like” button!!!
Apropos of nothing – but because I no longer have any forum where I’m comfortable posting this stuff – I thought I would share with you a website I just discovered – it’s a spanking forum in India…
http://www.forumjar.com/forums/School_punishment
Town Connect (Ficticious couriers ~ slightly)
regretted advertising their new ‘Next day before 10am’ service.
They suddenly had to recruit more drivers.
“I’m sorry, but Mrs Walpole’s art plaster hatstand got a bit broken in the van, sir.”
“How?” said the Boss to the new girl.
“I had to get it there by 10:30, so I cut a few corners.”
“At about 70 in a 30,” said the traffic cop who had brought her in.
“There are ways of avoiding speeding convictions,” said the Boss, as the
girl was led to a room at the back of the police station.
The sargeant took a cane frbkeom his cupboard…
Having felt one of those nasty things all I can say is OUCH