The FBI is apparently hunting a bank robber who’s struck at least six times in Chicago since September (report, The Times, yesterday). The suspect “weighs 18 stone, walks with a limp [and] uses a cane.”.
They didn’t mention a British accent, but one might speculate…
Anyway, I thought I should reproduce this, as a blog-based public-service announcement. If we have any readers in the Illinois spanking scene, please can you call the police immediately if you know any rattan-wielding, unsteady-on-their-feet, *extremely rich*, larger gentlemen?
PS apparently Mr. Scolari (see yesterday) has now declined the offer of the England soccer job. I’m assuming the national women’s team read my post and filed an objection.