Strictly Come Spanking

Tuning in to watch “Doctor Who”* last night, I caught the end of the amateur dancing competition “Strictly Come Dancing”. I never watch it, but maybe I should: before my very eyes a guy contestant threw the girl contestant over his shoulder and mimicked spanking her sparkly-dressed bottom. That’s right, spanking: it wasn’t just one smack, but a rather extended – if somewhat over-acted – piece of pervery.

The best part was the reaction of the audience: they broke out in loud cheers. As soon as his hand landed the first time.

I should be going into a feminist rage, but I can’t summon up the fury.

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* Please, don’t let anybody but Russell T. Davies write any more episodes. Seriously. Even if the episodes are going to be full of schoolgirls and weirdo alien headmasters.

6 thoughts on “Strictly Come Spanking

  • 1 May, 2006 at 9:55 pm
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    Oooh I am a keen fan of these dance shows and whenever the Charleston is one of the chosen dances there is always a bit of gratuitous ass slapping… HURRAH!

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  • 2 May, 2006 at 8:51 am
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    I’m beginning to see the national obsession with dancing competitions in a completely new light!

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  • 8 May, 2006 at 6:39 am
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    > Please, don’t let anybody but Russell T. Davies write any more episodes.

    Still think that after this week’s episode?

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  • 8 May, 2006 at 9:28 am
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    Can’t make up my mind, to be honest. For the most part it was great. But much of the episode was melodramatic in a toothache-inducing, not-quite-believable way. (Blimey, it’s easy to make The Doctor fall in love these days.)

    I guess the guy who wrote it can write some more episodes, though :)

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  • 8 May, 2006 at 3:12 pm
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    >But much of the episode was melodramatic in a toothache-inducing,
    >not-quite-believable way.

    I thought you *liked* Moulin Rouge.

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  • 8 May, 2006 at 3:16 pm
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    Hehe. I love my melodramas melodramatic and my sci-fi dramatic :)

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