The current issue of Private Eye has a fun letter in it:
Sir,
I wish to complain about the letter … from “Iva Biggan”. This is obviously a made-up name. […] Your magazine should not be encouraging such childish antics.
Yours faithfully,
SMARTING BUTTOCK,
Finland
What can I say, other than that I hope his other buttock is also smarting after this?
Someone seriously signed himself as “Smarting Buttock”?! That’s not even clever. He should have called himself Derry Eyre or something (Well, okay, that’s not really clever either, but you get my drift…)
Or, presumably, Londonderry Eyre, depending on your point of view…