It’s “dress down day” today in the office I’m working in at the moment. Suits shed; the catwalk begins.

As a service to our readers, I’ve been studying the latest fashions all morning. Carefully. I’m now an expert on the especially tight jeans that seem to be in vogue for the young ladies of the office. I’m copyrighting a term for the style: “Paddleable Chic”.

Needless to say, I’d like to extend the dress-down concept to encompass an occasional “undress, young lady” day. Sadly I’m not confident of support for the proposition from Human Resources.

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