In a recent review of a new car, the journalist expresses his bafflement with the position of the button for the seat-heater:
…the idea of placing seat-heater controls where little fingers can turn them on over and over again as a hilarious joke to see Mummy getting a hot bottom smacks of sadism. Or is that the point…
Yes, I wonder.
Though actually, I’ve always found heated seats really nice for a freshly smacked bottom. I know you’re *supposed* to want to sit on ice, but having my bottom and thighs warmed gently and gradually takes the edge off the sharper sort of pain.
Leaning against the radiator accomplishes the same thing, but I get spanked for that.
Lol, brings back memories of playing with my former Master and then us driving home with him tormenting me with the heated passenger seat 😉 Unlike you, Haron, I didn’t find this particularly comforting! Although it was wonderful at other times during winter!
Btw, I’ve often leaned on your kitchen radiator with impunity, you are so being discriminated against!
OMG Don’t say things like that. Now you can’t claim ignorance if you’re every pulled up for leaning on the radiator!
I think if the radiator is that precarious then Abel should spend some of his precious time fixing it onto the wall properly rather than spanking Haron for leaning on it… not as much fun perhaps but makes sense to me!
My only experience of a heated car seat was when I hadn’t had a spanking for ages and I loved the way the warmth was reminiscent the after effects of one, not as good of course but the best I was going to get for a while!
I’m getting quite a craving for a heated car seat. Seriously.
As for the idea of Abel fixing something… I shall draw a polite veil of silence over that one.
Fixing things? Nah, yu’ve got the wrong person…
But Martha’s conduct is going to have to be monitored more closely in future. Then again, there’s a difference between gently leaning against a wall whilst touching the radiator, and trying to yank it from its fittings a la Haron…
I have been spanked before going out and the bun warmer has been set on high for the drive. I was glad to get to where we were going.
I can’t quite picture Haron swinging from the radiator, sounds fun!
p.s. I have drill and can travel!