There are some dreams that are just kinky enough to provide nice frisson, but are otherwise completely nuts.I dreamt I was a student in Hogwards, and Lord Voldemort was in charge. There was plenty of punishment around, including caning for the most serious misbehaviour.
In this dream, I was my kinky self. I wanted to get caned.
There was, however, one catch: when you were caught at a caning offence for the second time, you were sent straight to Voldemort, and probably got killed.
Er… not hot. I’d like to lodge a complaint with the ministry of kinky dreams.
Lol, no not hot… A caning from Professor Snape though, now there’s a thought. Always thought that dungeon classroom of his could be put to better use.
Mmm, yah… Snape. THAT would almost be worth being finished off by Voldemort for…
I am, of course, in favour of Haron getting all the kinky canings she wants. And of her not being killed by Voldemort, cos she’s really rather lovely and doesn’t actually deserve it. I am, however, in favour of sending the entire population of Hogwarts (excluding Haron’s dream-self, obviously) to Voldemort to be completely destroyed. As painfully as possible.
Eliane- if you like Snape + Cane then you should head over to Shezaradade’s stories- http://community.livejournal.com/ensnaringsnape/
Smudge… What’s wrong with the population of Hogwarts?!? Bar Hermione who is the biggest pain in the ass ever.
Well, that’d deter girls from committing a second offence, wouldn’t it?
See, those of us who prefer caning girls are too soft, really.
Evie – it’s not just Hogwarts. It’s the whole god-awful world of Harry Potter and his freaky friends. I hate the whole thing. I did read the last book (though not the 5th or 6th) in the hope everyone would die, but… *sigh*
*horrified gasp* Smudge! Wash your mouth out, terrible girl!
He, he. Well done, Smudge. I’ll forgive you any number of comments about my age for such a wonderful anti-Potter comment
😮 Smudge and Abel have formed an unholy alliance in their hatred of Harry Potter???! This is terrible!!!
Smudge, I had thought you seemed very nice, but with all the Harry Potter hatred spewing forth from you, I’ll have to reconsider! Oh, and thanks for the link Evie!
This is fantastic… I have just had a very enlightening discussion about the value of the Harry Potter series this week with my English Professor at Edinburgh (quoted here in The Times, giving credit to the books: http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/books/article3958599.ece )
…perhaps the argument may have had more vigour to it if it involved such sub-plots as contained on Shezaradade’s LiveJournal (thanks, Evie!)…
Ooooh, I like our new alliance, Abel! Especially as I just replied to your email and may have made the occasional comment on your age… Does this mean I get to say whatever I like, now, and not be in trouble?
Toby – value of the Harry Potter books? I believe they’re very good for burning…
Able and Evie, thank god, I thought that I was the only one who couldn’t stand them.
Warm hugs,
Paul.
Toby- Your doing English at Edinburgh? Will you still be there October 2009, Might get to meet you!
I’m doing my MA in Anthropology at Edinburgh, and taking English as an outside course for a while to make up some credits. And yep, I’ll be there ’til 2011, at least!
Wow Anthropology sounds clever and complicated and like I wouldn’t understand it…. Anyways,it’s nice to here that there wont be a comeplete privation of kinky people up there!
Heh, never fear, Evie… there are a handful of us up here. Well, we gotta have something to keep us warm on all those cold Scottish nights… 😉
And Anthropology; clever and complicated? Heh, who are we kidding…
Seriously, though… anthropods are the best fun! If you make it up to Ed, you should take it as an Undergrad minor; you may be pleasantly surprised! [+, the first year lecturer is quite something! ;)]
I’m with Smudge and Abel… and Paul. Haron was going to try to corrupt me with Harry Potter books on tape, but she hasn’t yet, not sure if I was to be tied down to listen to them to make sure I didn’t escape… hope so!
Tapes? Wow. They’re nearly as old as Abel.
Maybe Haron should be spanked every time she tries to force Harry Potter on poor, unsuspecting individuals.
If I must suffer for refusing to let my neighbours to persist in their ignorance, so be it!
Sarah, if I could work out how to burn CDs on my damn machine, those books would be on their way today! And then you would be hooked! And it would be all my doing! Mwahahaha!
Smudge – I’m obviously showing my age (being even older than Abel that is…) I meant CD’s not tapes, good job too because Haron trying to figure out how to burn tapes on her damn machine would never lead to success, trying to figure out how to burn CD’s and so corrupt me forever could one day happen!
Haron! Hasn’t being married to Abel taught you *anything* about being nice to the elderly? Poor Sarah doesn’t deserve to have that dreadful Potter crap spouted in her ear. Be nice. (Though why can’t you just burn CDs the normal way?)
Ohh, Stephen Fry is most delumptious when reading those HP books… he has kept me entertained on many a long train journey!
hmm, being killed by Lord Voldemort would not be much fun. Caned by Tom Riddle, on the other hand…
Wouldn’t mind being caned by Stephen Fry, either.
ROFL, Smudge!
Even if you are sadly mistaken about HP.
I have to confess, Stehen Fry regularly features in my spanking fantasies and very good he is too!
oops just been for a ‘p’ I meant StePhen!:)
Ditto on Stephen Fry. He may not be into girls OR spanking, but I never let reality interfere with a good fantasy