I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised that an outlet called Lovejuice would give slightly risque names to some of its juices and smoothies.
Somehow, though, I couldn’t bring myself to tell the cute young lady behind the counter that, “I want a Brazilian”. “I’d like a large Morning Glory” sounded as thought it would earn me a slap – and as for “Can you do me a Stress Relief”….
Meanwhile, “I need a Sound Spanking” and “Please give me Six of the Best” wouldn’t really have been my thing, although I can well imagine them proving popular in some quarters.
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Author’s note: two of the names in this post are made up. The rest are, amazingly, absolutely true…
Abel, I’m not sure I’ve ever read another post that made you sound more English.
Risque indeed…I can just imagine you blushing over titles that the cashier has already forgotten are supposed to be suggestive!
I’d like a Brazilian, followed by a warm-up spanking, a Taste of the Tawse and a Jolly Good Six of the Best, Please Sir.
Miss you both
love
domino
Please tell me the spanking ones aren’t the made up ones…I’d just love to go into a shop and ask for a “Six of the best”
Aw, Domino, we miss you too! Where’ve you *been*?