We wandered into a kitchen gadget shop a few days ago, and Abel zeroed in on this item:
“What’s this for?” I asked.
“What do you think it’s for?” Abel answered, discreetly testing the thing against his palm.
No, no. I’m perfectly aware that any wooden board with a handle is a ready-made paddle. But what is it for originally? I assume they’re not selling it in the cookshop because it’s a spanking implement?
Anyway, we brought the paddle home and tested it with a few reasonable smacks as I bent forward with my hands on the wall. It’s quite pleasant, in that ouchie kind of way.
I still have no idea what it was originally.
I’ve been told it’s a pasta measurer.
Yes, we have one of those too… a very ‘kind’ friend decided that seeing as I claim to be allergic to wood, I might like one!
I thought it might be one of them, but the pasta measurers I’ve seen before had huge holes. I wouldn’t know how to measure pasta with this, but for its natural use, it’s excellent!
It is a pan strainer like this one
http://www.lakeland.co.uk/pan-strainer/F/product/10335?src=gpute&sq=pan%20strainer
Looks effective in an ‘bend over dear whilst cooking’ way
I love using impromptu spanking implements on my wife
That looks very useful for pan straining but I don’t think I need one. Ahem.
Could make for a strained relationship for you Caroline……. maybe even worse for you than when he uses the hairbrush 😉
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I have a similar device, and was told it’s a spaghetti strainer. Makes a grand paddle, though.
Oh for goodness sake Abel…. I can tell you don’t spend much time in the kitchen! Of course it’s a panstrainer…you muppet!
Ella
that is a straight-forward bun toaster! I hope they have one of those for my collection at “Kitchens Etc”