Patented spanking machine

This world is full of wonders. One of such wonders I’ve just discovered is a “combined lifting and spanking machine” patented in 1909:

In case you’re wondering how this works:

The object of the invention is to provide a trick device of this character used ostensibly as a weight-lifting machine but which, when actuated operates a spring actuated electro-generator and a spring actuated paddle.

Can you imagine this in the gym? You grab the weights, pull on them, and suddenly – THWACK!

Oh dear.

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