I stayed in a rather fab hotel earlier in the month for work. Ridiculously cheap; excellent location; stunning room. The little card wallet for the room key rather amused me, too:
Surely there must be consequences for girls indulging in a pillow fight – or for shopping to excess? It was what was missing from the list that made me giggle more, though. Wouldn’t it be refreshing if it contained some more honest suggestions as to things guests might get up to, such as:
Spank a girl
Tie her to the four-poster
Watch porn
Fuck her til she begs for mercy
or, for female travellers:
Wear out a rabbit
Any more ideas for the card they should have produced? And do you think we ought to forward our ideas, along with a copy of this post, to the hotel chain’s marketing folks?
‘Seduce the Chambermaid’
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So very naughty, Faye. Very bad. Love the way your mind works!
She’d be wearing uniform, of course…. which would look very dishevelled when she went on to do the next room afterwards… I’m suspecting she might get into trouble at the end of her shift, too – for either finishing late given the time she’d been ‘distracted’, or for the quality of her work when she hurried through the rest of the rooms…