Sitting in the bar at Palm Springs airport at the weekend, killing time before my much-delayed flight, watching the highly-entertaining Women’s College World Series baseball. (That’d be “World” as in “US”, of course. And I confess to having been rather more interested in the Women’s College part of the equation that the baseball).
An ad appeared on the TV: a middle-aged man, wandering from car to car in some lovers’ lane, peering through the steamed-up windows like some peeping tom. His family, we were told, had chosen the wrong cellphone network. His teenage daughter’s SMS telling him that she was staying the night at Stacey’s house hadn’t made it through because of poor phone reception.
“Come Monday,” the advertiser explained, “you’re going to be the girl with the crazy father who no-one wants to date.”
Now, why anyone would want to date her father was quite beyond me – although the fact that he’d have been fine with his daughter staying over to shag her girlfriend all night long, provided she’d sent him a text, made him sound remarkably tolerant. (Err, I’m not sure that’s quite what they meant, mind).
But, of course, my mind had completed the sentence in an entirely different way, well before the voiceover finished:
“Come Monday you’re going to be the girl with the very sore backside.”
(“But daddy, I swear, I did send you a message…”)
I was quite disappointed, to be honest.