All this talk of people being suspended from school is detrimental to the state of my bottom.On Friday Abel was working in a customer’s office all morning, while I stayed in the hotel, typing away on my own writing assignment. He called me to make a lunch date, and then said, “Do you think Daddy had a call from school to say his daughter had been suspended? So he has to leave work early?”
My husband makes a really frightening Daddy. I was already wincing in sympathy with the suspended girl, but of course I agreed.
And then promptly forgot all about it as I got back to work.
The reminder of my imminent fate came as a breaking wave as I heard the door lock buzz open. Yikes, I’m in trouble! squeaked a little voice inside my head. It didn’t make a slightest bit of difference that we were playing; when Abel – Daddy – walked into the room, a thunderous glare on his stony face, my heart was doing somersaults.
“I’m so sorry!” I blurted out before he could say a word.
But ‘sorry’ wasn’t good enough, of course.
A stern interrogation followed. Thinking on the hoof, I admitted to having been rude to my teacher, screaming at her in the middle of the lesson. She sent me straight to the Headmaster, who was scandalised enough to send me home.
“Has he caned you?” Daddy asked.
Small voice: “No…”
“I see. He must have left it for me to do.”
My hands crept behind, as though I could hope to protect my bottom this way. “No, Daddy, he didn’t say anything about that!”
“I don’t need to take my cue from him. Take down your trousers.”
I unbuckled my belt; pushed down my jeans together with my knickers. He grabbed me by the upper arm and, sitting down on the bed, drew me over his lap. I heard myself give a high whine, like a frightened animal.
Smacks began to fall right away, shockingly loud in the big hotel room. I held on to the leg of his work trousers. Abel’s hand is a fearsome implement: some days I would rather take the cane than endure a hand-spanking from him. This time he wasn’t hard enough to make me levitate to the ceiling, but each smack felt like he was touching a hot iron to my bum. I yelped and apologised, and worked hard not to struggle too much, and very nearly succeeded.
“Get up,” he said finally, and I scrambled to my feet. “Sit at the desk and write a letter of apology to the teacher you insulted and to the Headmaster. Now.”
I shuffled to the desk, but about half-way there I heard a giggle behind me, and that’s when I knew Abel was finally back. I whipped around and bounced straight into his arms, and the fire in my bottom was suddenly a good thing.