This conversation happened between Abel and a very cute barrista at a Starbucks last week.
Abel: Can I have a fork for my cake?
Barrista (nodding at her helper, a sweet-looking girl): Why, hasn’t she given you one?
Abel: No. (To cute helper) Sorry, I didn’t mean to get you into trouble.
Barrista: That’s OK, I’ll give her a smack later.
Abel (returning to my side, whispers): That’s OK, you can give her a smack while I’m watching!
Do you get a feeling Abel is a spanking conversation magnet?
Send him off to my husband for a day or two; he’s getting bloody bold in his old age and he would have said it to her face. I’m serious!! He’s worrying me – the things he says!! But he gets away with it every time; in fact the women adore it – they just melt – and it is so much fun to watch. (PS I was over his knee this morning and the mobile went – he answered it and it was a close friend – probably kinky – he thinks we’re probably kinky – and friend said “What are you doing mate?” and I thought ‘Oh here we go’, getting ready for the “Just disciplining the wife mate!” but although he admitted later it was a HUGE temptation, he, thank god, held back.) LOL
Hmm, I dunno… I’d rather Abel didn’t start to harrass random women in cafes – I mean, they work there, so they can hardly whack him on the head with a tray if they don’t like it.
He’s very civilised, though.
The fact that he then pervs on them in private is neither here nor there!
Yes, he definitely is. Of course, when you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail! Or to rephrase, when you’re a spanko, everything sounds like a possible spanking.
Haron, I saw your comment today on Bottomsmarts. My father is from the Ukraine.
Hugs,
Hermione
We’re all corrupting the innocent around us! My History teacher called me a naughty school girl this morning and I couldn’t stop laughing. I got some very werid looks (and then sent out of the class, how very embarasing.)
Er, Evie… please confirm you’re over 18.
I have to agree with Hermione,I spot spanking references everywhere and regularly have a little chuckle to myself.I was in a changing room recently and someone had taken the sticker off a pair of long socks and stuck it on the wall,it read “over the knee”.I wondered if it was a likeminded spankophile.LOL
Yup.. Nineteen in May, I got held down a year when I was 10 xxxxx
Hermione – Kewl
Too right about hammers and nails, ahem, paddles and bottoms, excuse me, I’m getting distracted!
Harriet – you’re making me see over-the-knee socks in an entirely new light…
Evie – thanks for that
I’ll now never see a hammer (thanks to Hermione) or long socks (thanks to Harriet) without thinking about spanking…
And I won’t make any comments whatsoever about Evie being ‘held down’.
Abel – I wonder you ever did see a hammer or long socks, or anything else known to man for that matter without thinking about spanking…. 😉
I’m convinced the crossword compiler on a puzzle site I frequent is a spanko,so many discipline related clues!Or do we all just have a one track mind? LOL
Abel- It’s not my fault I’m completely blonde and have absoloutly no attention span, thus failed year 5! (well acutally it is…)
Sarah – *behave*, young lady.
Harriet – now I wonder what you go to that particular puzzle site, of all the ones out there…?!
Evie – we all know a cure for girls with short attention spans…
You find what you’re looking for!