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This conversation happened between Abel and a very cute barrista at a Starbucks last week.
Abel: Can I have a fork for my cake?
Barrista (nodding at her helper, a sweet-looking girl): Why, hasn’t she given you one?
Abel: No. (To cute helper) Sorry, I didn’t mean to get you into trouble.
Barrista: That’s OK, I’ll give her a smack later.
Abel (returning to my side, whispers): That’s OK, you can give her a smack while I’m watching!
Do you get a feeling Abel is a spanking conversation magnet?
Rob
September 11th, 2007 at 11:31 am
Send him off to my husband for a day or two; he’s getting bloody bold in his old age and he would have said it to her face. I’m serious!! He’s worrying me – the things he says!! But he gets away with it every time; in fact the women adore it – they just melt – and it is so much fun to watch. (PS I was over his knee this morning and the mobile went – he answered it and it was a close friend – probably kinky – he thinks we’re probably kinky – and friend said “What are you doing mate?” and I thought ‘Oh here we go’, getting ready for the “Just disciplining the wife mate!” but although he admitted later it was a HUGE temptation, he, thank god, held back.) LOL
Haron
September 11th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Hmm, I dunno… I’d rather Abel didn’t start to harrass random women in cafes – I mean, they work there, so they can hardly whack him on the head with a tray if they don’t like it.
He’s very civilised, though.
The fact that he then pervs on them in private is neither here nor there!
hermione
September 11th, 2007 at 5:35 pm
Yes, he definitely is. Of course, when you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail! Or to rephrase, when you’re a spanko, everything sounds like a possible spanking.
Haron, I saw your comment today on Bottomsmarts. My father is from the Ukraine.
Hugs,
Hermione
Evie
September 11th, 2007 at 6:04 pm
We’re all corrupting the innocent around us! My History teacher called me a naughty school girl this morning and I couldn’t stop laughing. I got some very werid looks (and then sent out of the class, how very embarasing.)
Haron
September 11th, 2007 at 7:23 pm
Er, Evie… please confirm you’re over 18.
Harriet
September 11th, 2007 at 7:38 pm
I have to agree with Hermione,I spot spanking references everywhere and regularly have a little chuckle to myself.I was in a changing room recently and someone had taken the sticker off a pair of long socks and stuck it on the wall,it read “over the knee”.I wondered if it was a likeminded spankophile.LOL
Evie
September 11th, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Yup.. Nineteen in May, I got held down a year when I was 10 xxxxx
Haron
September 11th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
Hermione – Kewl
Too right about hammers and nails, ahem, paddles and bottoms, excuse me, I’m getting distracted!
Harriet – you’re making me see over-the-knee socks in an entirely new light…
Evie – thanks for that
Abel
September 12th, 2007 at 8:49 am
I’ll now never see a hammer (thanks to Hermione) or long socks (thanks to Harriet) without thinking about spanking…
And I won’t make any comments whatsoever about Evie being ‘held down’.
Sarah
September 12th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Abel – I wonder you ever did see a hammer or long socks, or anything else known to man for that matter without thinking about spanking….
Harriet
September 12th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
I’m convinced the crossword compiler on a puzzle site I frequent is a spanko,so many discipline related clues!Or do we all just have a one track mind? LOL
Evie
September 12th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Abel- It’s not my fault I’m completely blonde and have absoloutly no attention span, thus failed year 5! (well acutally it is…)
Abel
September 13th, 2007 at 12:57 am
Sarah – *behave*, young lady.
Harriet – now I wonder what you go to that particular puzzle site, of all the ones out there…?!
Evie – we all know a cure for girls with short attention spans…
Amber
September 13th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
You find what you’re looking for!